We believe that real sushi is good, and fake sushi is good, that's why we combined these two things to make real fake sushi. With our ‘sushi’ you can experience the joys of real sushi as well as he joys of fake sushi at the same time (we also sell corn cobs and edible homework, but that's not the point). come on over to real fake sushi and experience SOMETHING.
Note: chopsticks are provided, if you don’t use them, the entire restaurant will look at you with glares of utter shame
